I wonder how many people want to strangle me for being able to eat so few calories without even trying…
| Calories | 1028 |
| Fat Calories | 242 |
| Total Fat | 26g |
| Saturated Fat | 4g |
| Cholesterol | 50mg |
| Sodium | 2449mg |
| Carbohydrates | 167g |
| Sugar | 64g |
The odd thing was I only ate 1000 calories yesterday and I wasn’t even the slightest bit hungry all day. Go figure. If I manage to add the oatmeal in the morning and a snack for the afternoon, I think I’ll be fine. Anyone know a good healthy snack?
I keep eyeing the candy dish at work. And she’s eyeing me back in some sort of twisted, man-chocolate, forbidden love, courtship ritual. The scent of her soft, minty kisses beckon me closer, tempting me with her forbidden fruit. Ahh! But I know her ways!
“Just take one…it’s ok. There is no harm in only one. Come on…It’ll be fun! Just one for old times sake.”, she says in her sweetest, milk chocolate voice.
But noooo! I know what ‘just one‘ really means. ‘Just one‘ and I’ll be shoveling Hershey kiss goodness down my throat by the cherry and mint handful! I doubt I’ll stop long enough to peel the tinfoil off of it first!
But really, who can blame her for wanting those days back? I mean we had some of the best times together. We’d stay up for marathon online gaming runs of 36 hours, her sugary goodness surging through me keeping me as alert and dexterous as if I had just woken up. And who can forget the sleep deprived, delusional walks to the bedroom where we’d pass out together and go into a 12-hour comatose state hand in hand? Ah those were the days….
*cough* Um ya. Where was I? Oh yes…healthy snack…Any ideas?
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I had to adjust my saturated fat number. I mis-posted it at 84g instead of 4g. If my calculations are correct, I would have had to eat 42 cans of pure lard to get that high of a number. Lard…it’s what’s for dinner!